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Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried